A blog about the random things that pop into my head during the day.
Usually manly things.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Food: BBQ and its gut punching deliciousness
Okay let me say this not once but twice. BBQ has to be one of the manliest food groups on the planet ever. BBQ has to be one of the manliest food groups on the planet ever. It's more manly than waking up in the morning, fighting off an entire fleshy mass of frat boys, 6 Koala bears, and wrestling an alligator to the ground, because he took your Funyuns, only to jump on your dirtbike (which is on fire by the way) and doing a superman 360 into your kitchen for one delicious bowl of Fruity Pebbles. Yes, BBQ is that manly. You and I both know the jambalaya of crazy, tangy, and sweet flavors crank up your taste buds 16 million notches on the OHSWEETBABYJESUS scale. Eating a full plate of BBQ makes you manlier than shaving with a chainsaw. And that's pretty manly.
So, take it from the man blog. BBQ? Manliest way in the world to punch your hunger cravings right in their fucking face.