Sunday, August 29, 2010

Food: BBQ and its gut punching deliciousness

Okay let me say this not once but twice.  BBQ has to be one of the manliest food groups on the planet ever.  BBQ has to be one of the manliest food groups on the planet ever.  It's more manly than waking up in the morning, fighting off an entire fleshy mass of frat boys, 6 Koala bears, and wrestling an alligator to the ground, because he took your Funyuns, only to jump on your dirtbike (which is on fire by the way) and doing a superman 360 into your kitchen for one delicious bowl of Fruity Pebbles. Yes, BBQ is that manly.  You and I both know the jambalaya of crazy, tangy, and sweet flavors crank up your taste buds 16 million notches on the OHSWEETBABYJESUS scale.  Eating a full plate of BBQ makes you manlier than shaving with a chainsaw.  And that's pretty manly.

So, take it from the man blog. BBQ? Manliest way in the world to punch your hunger cravings right in their fucking face.

14 out of 10 on the delicious scale.
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14 comments:

  1. SMITTYAugust 29, 2010 at 5:56 PM

    gotta love bbq dude
    i'm stealing this

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  2. Jimmy VolmerAugust 29, 2010 at 6:09 PM

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  3. DananananakroydAugust 29, 2010 at 6:44 PM

    nothing like some good BBQ and some football.

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  4. DanimalAugust 29, 2010 at 8:22 PM

    I marinaded my last chicken breasts (grilled) in an empty redman bag.
    SO. TASTY
    http://birth-kills.blogspot.com/

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  5. KaizaAugust 30, 2010 at 11:16 AM

    fuuuuuuuuck thats seems sooo tasty
    omnomnom

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  6. adzerodtAugust 30, 2010 at 1:10 PM

    Of course it's manlier than shaving with a chainsaw. REAL MEN DON'T SHAVE

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  7. Jonny JoeAugust 30, 2010 at 3:26 PM

    LOL! bbq is its own food group, super manly.
    IMO, steak should be up there in that triangle as well ;)
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    http://theegooodstufff.blogspot.com/

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  8. Katie GreeneAugust 30, 2010 at 8:16 PM

    if i had to be raped by a particular food, i would have to choose BBQ. you can't rape the willing.

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    for more inappropriate non sequiturs

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  9. MantoothAugust 30, 2010 at 11:00 PM

    holy crap, i keep seeing blogs with pictures of food. i'm seriously craving some greasy food right now

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  10. DizZzYAugust 31, 2010 at 12:12 AM

    wats up dude checkin my friends out love the blog bro love back?

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  11. ChartTopToursAugust 31, 2010 at 5:52 AM

    Hell yes BBQ!
    http://chart-top-tours.blogspot.com/

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  12. LemmiwinksSeptember 3, 2010 at 3:41 AM

    Doing teh daily DERP

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  13. AnonymousSeptember 7, 2010 at 3:53 PM

    14 is not high enough

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  14. scorpion tacoNovember 9, 2010 at 1:36 PM

    mmmm that looks amazing
    followin and supportin

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